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  • When someone walks slower than me: omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma
  • When someone walks faster than me: jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt
  • When someone walks at the same pace as me: who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops
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buttermilkqueen:

dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son

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"I wonder
who’s arms would I run and fall into
if I were drunk
in a room with everyone
I have ever loved"

— (via flightlessbird-papercrane)

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vodkacupcakes:

This so fucking cute

vodkacupcakes:

This so fucking cute

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bryanchoppertagteam:

magicalmanhattanproject:

if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties

Ladies real talk

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garridarko:

I can’t deal with how amazing they all look!

garridarko:

I can’t deal with how amazing they all look!

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unclefather:

iamthegarebear:

witchbat:

nerd

Look how dramatically the other mantis falls.


AHHHHHHHhhhhh

unclefather:

iamthegarebear:

witchbat:

nerd

Look how dramatically the other mantis falls.

AHHHHHHHhhhhh

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velvet-leaf:

anastasiaeatscities:

nicolejanelle:

tinyhousesgalore:

Tiny house built by Heirloom Custom Tiny Homes in Oregon. See more here!

some people have my dream life and it makes me so jealous :(..

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brinanium:

One of the beauties I photographed at the SPCA this past week. 

brinanium:

One of the beauties I photographed at the SPCA this past week. 

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